Apparently they are real, in addition to being spectacular. In an interview with the British edition of Glamour, Teri Hatcher rebuffs rumors spread about her on that there thing called "the Internet." "I don't use Botox or Restylane, and I've never had surgery, no matter what you've read," the Desperate Housewives star insists. She then laments, "That's the one downside to fame - on any one day, you can find loads of hideously mean things said about you online." And oddly, they all seem to be said by one message board and blog addict named Anonymous.