Question: Hey, Smurfman, are you aware of this?

Answer: Am I aware that a Smurf Village has sprouted up in New York? Not only am I aware of it, but I plan to be there this coming Monday for the big Smurf lecture. If you plan on attending and aren't too scary, please come over and say hello!

OK, guys, it's time for me to run home and baste my Tofurkey. If you'd like to sound off on anything you've read in this week's column, head on over to the Ask Ausiello discussion thread in the Ausiello Report. Have a splendid Thanksgiving, and see you back here next week!