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No, fanboys, I wouldn't lie to you. The French firm Ubisoft (not to be confused with the sex-drive-inhibiting drug of the same name) is working on a video game based on the NBC hit. To make sure it doesn't suck, members of the show's writing staff will oversee the development of the game. Then again, two words: that finale. OK, three: ugh.

In related news, DC Comics, Random House, Mezco Toyz and Topps have just been OK'd to produce trading cards, clothes, stationery, action figures and pretty much anything else you can think up based on the show. The future eBay auction items will start turning up in stores right before the new season's kickoff.