Is Captain Pajamas in the doghouse with one of his three honeys? In response to Kendra Wilkinson's grumblings about an Elle profile pegging the sporty Girl Next Door as fixated on her acne problems, addled by a "fleeting attention span" and rather proud of her two "best investments," Hugh Hefner said during a recent Larry King visit that he would take writer Daphne Merkin to task. In actuality, though, the New York Post reports that Hef praised the scribe, writing to her, "I just finished reading your article [and] it's the best, most perceptive piece on the show to date. I hope you get a chance to do a longer story for the New York Times or the New Yorker." Longer? C'mon, Hef, size doesn't matter.
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