GWYNETH BEARS MORE FRUIT

Oscar winner Gwyneth Paltrow and her husband, Coldplay lead singer Chris Martin, are expecting their second child, Entertainment Tonight reports. The couple started their family — as well as many quips, teases and witticisms in this here news column and others — with the May 2004 birth of their daughter, whom they decided to name Apple. Orange you curious what they name the new tyke?