Question: Do you think we could get some scoop on shows not titled Grey's Anatomy, Heroes, Lost or Smallville? Like, maybe, CSI: Miami

Answer: I suppose if I have to. Sources confirm to me exclusively that recently sprung thesp Tom Sizemore will guest-star in this season's penultimate episode on May 12 as a no-good PI by the name of Anthony Pellicano Kurt Rossi. Dude's so headed for a Horatio beat-down it's not even funny.