Question: When are you going to remove your byline from the Entertainment News column and have it replaced by Matt Webb Mitovich's? It's not like you contribute to it very often. Being in love with yourself must take up much of your time.

Answer: You wouldn't happen to be a disgruntled Notre Dame fan, would you, Steve? If so, sticks and stones may break my bones but at the end of the day that scoreboard will still say 34-31. Go 'SC!