Question: I was going to ask you to marry me, but someone said you were dead. Maybe I will just settle for an Ask Ausiello hat.

Answer: On second thought, if it boosts sales of my product line. THIS JUST IN: regrets to inform you that Michael Ausiello has been crushed to death by an avalanche of scoop. In lieu of flowers, his family has requested that you buy an Ask Ausiello T-shirt.