There's still no news.
And if you don't know what "news" I'm referring to, you either aren't a Gilmore Girls fan or you skipped over the first question of this week's Ask Ausiello. (And right about now, you're probably going, "Enough with all this Gilmore crap!")
But for everyone else, you know very well I'm talking about the nail-biter of a cliff-hanger over whether or not series creator Amy Sherman-Palladino and her right-hand man, husband Dan, will abandon their six-year-old baby just as it's heading into what may be its final season - and its first on new network, the CW.
Although there's nothing official to report - see "There's still no news" above - the rumors are spreading faster than hummus on a toasted whole wheat bagel. Here's the latest: