Dennis Quaid's on-set meltdown wasn't a Jimmy Kimmel prank, but it definitely wasn't real.

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On Wednesday, Funny or Die released the full video of Quaid's "freakout" which reveals that all of the actor's NSFW insults were actually accurate references to a literal d---, horse sh--, zombies, garbage and pu--ies (kittens, not vaginas).

Are you as underwhelmed by this as we are?