Redeemed by Britney Spears' outrageous behavior, onetime punch line Kevin Federline is continuing his back-door bid for sainthood by saying through his lawyer that when kids Sean and Jayden are with him, "he is going to shield [them] from unwanted media attention. You will not find a picture of Kevin parading with the children out in a public place."

In all fairness, I don't think we've ever seen a photo of Britney "parading" with the young'uns, either. Toting them to Vegas, yes. Driving with them in her lap, sure. Nearly dropping one on his head, once. But parading? Never.