Question: While your fans ask clever and tantalizing questions, you were just plain cruel with last week's February-sweeps asterisk quiz. Where's the love (and more hints)?

Answer: As a belated Valentine's Day gift, I'm going to do something really naughty and solve the whole thing for you right here, right now. Just promise me you won't forward the link on to Shonda Rhimes. Here you go: "The most shocking thing to happen during February sweeps will take place tomorrow night on Grey's Anatomy when Meredith dies and sees Denny in heaven." I'm so gonna get in trouble for this; it's not even funny.