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How do you keep your eyes ...

Question: How do you keep your eyes open long enough to read your e-mails with those outrageously disproportionate eyebrows hovering over them?Answer: Come to my book signing Friday and I'll tell ya. You'll even get to meet the legend that is my Aunt Joan!

Michael Ausiello

Question: How do you keep your eyes open long enough to read your e-mails with those outrageously disproportionate eyebrows hovering over them?

Answer: Come to my book signing Friday and I'll tell ya. You'll even get to meet the legend that is my Aunt Joan!