Luke Perry by Charley Gallay/ WireImage.com Luke Perry by Charley Gallay/ WireImage.com

What started with taking Brenda's tender flower and then hit new depths with that doomed jaunt to Mexico (behind Jim and Cindy's backs, no less!) now has apparently spiraled into full-on crime. Beverly Hills, 90210 alum Luke Perry has been booked for a guest-star gig on CBS' Criminal Minds this season, filling the "very dark" role of a baddie. A spokesperson for the Eye confirms that Perry will appear in one episode, airing toward the beginning of the season.

What's your take? Think Luke can bring the ominous and sinister just as well as Frankie Muniz? Was that question rhetorical? - Matt Mitovich