Exclusive: A Gossip Guy Comes Out! But Which One?

Hey, Uppity Ausholers, Gossip Guy here with a piece of prattle that's going to make your ingrown toenails curl.I'm hearing from an extremely reliable source that a male character on Gossip Girl will be revealed to be of the gay persuasion when the show returns on April 21. Who? Can't say. Won't say. It's too good a surprise. I will, however, offer five tantalizing clues.• This person may or may not be pictured above.• The revelation significantly impacts the lives of at least three people. • The aftershocks will be felt on both sides of the East River.• Some viewers will be surprised by the twist, others not so much.• In the Gossip Girl novels, Dan was known to be a bit of a switch-hitter — which isn't so much a clue as it is a fact. A misleading fact? Perhaps. Perhaps not.Think you got it figured out? By all means, share with the class.