Ellen DeGeneres is here to change that.
To help show Spears how to better take advantage of her celebrity status, DeGeneres took the singer to the mall in a segment airing on Wednesday's Ellen. There, DeGeneres taught Spears that normal rules don't apply to people like them.
Want to steal a men's suit? Why not! Want to take a nap in a Pottery Barn display bed? No one's going to stop you! Want to run up a down escalator? Not a problem! That is, unless you're like Spears, who was "so f---ing scared" to scale the escalator.
Stars, they really are just like us: terrified of falling down escalators.