Give E! an F! Variety reports that while the cabler is pulling up a Brink's truck to Ryan Seacrest's place to sign him as anchor of E! News, the powers that be have bumped Kathy Griffin from their red-carpet coverage of the Golden Globes. "Apparently," the funny lady confided in the New York Post, "[network prez] Ted [Harbert] told my reps that the E! red carpet is a puzzle and I am a piece of the puzzle but I don't fit this particular puzzle." Puzzled? I am. But at least now I won't have to worry that I'll miss something by flipping over to the TV Guide Channel to catch the Riverses' preshow train wreck.