Question: Since Dr. McDreamy chose Addison last week on Grey's Anatomy, does this mean Meredith gets a new love interest?

Answer: Sort of. She's going to have a one-night stand with a guy who later comes to the hospital suffering from priapism. What's that, you ask? I'll let WebMD explain: "Priapism is the occurrence of any persistent erection for more than four hours duration in the absence of sexual stimulation. Priapism is named after Priapus, the Greek god of fertility and the son of Aphrodite, the goddess of love. He was apparently an ugly, satyrlike man with enormous genitalia. He was the god of gardens, bees, goats and sheep. According to the story, Priapus had a huge tongue, a fat belly, and his penis was so large that he was restricted to the position of scarecrow in the fields." All together now: "Thanks, WebMD!"