Question: I desperately need Rescue Me news! My husband keeps grilling me to see if I know anything and, sadly, I have no more tidbits to give him.

Answer: I've already given you, like, five big scoops and the premiere is still two months away! The only thing I haven't told you is whether Sheila survives the fire, and you're gonna have to get me really drunk to divulge that little scoopbit. [Awkward pause] So what are you waiting for? Let's get a tab started!