Britney Spears' "better" half discounts the assorted disses he has fielded as he prepares to launch a rap career. Citing his rep as a slacker stoner,

Kevin Federline tells Newsweek, "If I was that bad, you think anyone, let alone Britney, would put up with that?" Um, moving on... in court papers filed Friday, Nick Lachey seeks to reserve the right to spousal support from Pizza Hut pitch-bimbo Jessica Simpson, who filed for divorce from the singer on Dec. 16.