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The latest Desperate Housewives news has us in the mood for a threesome.

The facts are these: Drea de Matteo's character will have a 19-year-old son who we hear is a bit of a lady-killer. Maiara Walsh, who plays Gaby's headstrong niece, has been promoted to be a series regular. ABC has announced that Andrea Bowen, Susan's eye-rolling daughter, Julie, will return to the show for the Season 6 premiere. ( has confirmed that her stay on Wisteria Lane will be significantly longer.)

Isn't it time we got these crazy kids together? So let's cast the Italian Stallion already, shall we?

-Shoe-polish his hair and Disney vet Cody Linley (he of the fake-torrid ballroom affair with Julianne Hough on ABC's Dancing with the Stars and Disney's Hannah Montana) might make for an interesting suitor. He's got gawky charm to spare.

-Val Emmich, who worked Betty's last nerve as her space-case neighbor on Ugly Betty, might be just the right kind of soulful to appeal to these different ladies.

-Former child star Josh Peck, who surprised us last year with The Wackness, does a great Brooklyn accent.

So those are our ideas — what are yours? Vote in the poll below, or vote "someone else" and write in your choice in the comments section below.