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Question: This isn't really a question, but gawd, I sure hope Lynette's kids died in that Desperate Housewives tornado! Wait, I can turn this into a question! Michael, can you please tell me whether Lynette's kids are dead? Pretty puh-leeeeease with a Snapple cap on top?! Answer: Regrettably, the Scavos' demon spawn survive the twister. I don't get Marc Cherry sometimes. He had a golden opportunity to kill four really annoying birds with one big shiny stone and he didn't take it. Maybe he's waiting to unload them in the May sweeps tsunami.

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Question: This isn't really a question, but gawd, I sure hope Lynette's kids died in that Desperate Housewives tornado! Wait, I can turn this into a question! Michael, can you please tell me whether Lynette's kids are dead? Pretty puh-leeeeease with a Snapple cap on top?!

Answer: Regrettably, the Scavos' demon spawn survive the twister. I don't get Marc Cherry sometimes. He had a golden opportunity to kill four really annoying birds with one big shiny stone and he didn't take it. Maybe he's waiting to unload them in the May sweeps tsunami.