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"C--- punt" never sounded so awesome.

Ever since the infamous, profanity-laced Delta Gamma sorority letter was released last week, everyone has been clamoring for a celebrity to do a dramatic reading of the e-mail that featured one of the best expletives of the year. It seems only fitting that Michael Shannon, the Boardwalk Empire star who will next play psychotic villain General Zod in Man of Steel, is the lucky actor!

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Last week, Rebecca Martinson of the University of Maryland's chapter of Delta Gamma sent her sorority sisters an expletive-laden email in which she berated them for being inappropriate around their match fraternity Sigma Nu.

Check out Shannon's take on the video below (Warning: The video contains NSFW language):