A source tells Us that suddenly single Kevin Federline is so broke sans Britney's ample greenbacks that when he and his crew hit a Gotham burlesque club for a comped dinner, "He just kept ordering more and more food, and then asked for it to be put in containers so he could take the food with him. Then he started putting napkins in the tops of the tequila and vodka bottles and stuck them under his coat trying to sneak the liquor out with him. It was really unbelievable to watch." Oh, I think I might have believed it.
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