NBC has released the first image of Christopher Walken as Captain Hook in its upcoming live production of Peter Pan and it's... well, it's something!
Executive producer Neil Meron tweeted the picture Wednesday, which shows Girls' star Allison Williams — as the the titular boy who won't grow up — engaging in a sword fight with Walken's iconic hook-handed villain at the top of a ship's mast.
Take a look:
After seeing the photo, I'm left with five questions:
1. Christopher Walken, is that you under all that hair and makeup?
2. Christopher Walken, is NBC holding one of your loved ones hostage?
3. Christopher Walken, do you need money?
4. Christopher Walken, what the hell is happening?
5. Christopher Walken, blink twice if you want me to send someone to rescue you.
Okay, that last one wasn't a question, but you have to admit he looks ridiculous, right?
Peter Pan Live! is scheduled to air Thursday, Dec. 4 at 8/7c on NBC.