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Jeers to American Idol for allowing Steven Tyler to debut his depressing new solo video, "(It) Feels So Good."

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Steven, you're a 63-year-old man — and as Ryan Seacrest informed us, you're a bestselling author now. Stop cavorting in videos with girls young enough to be your granddaughter! It's just creepy. Even creepier than the monkey, elephant, vulture and melting disco ball that your clip employed to try and distract us from the fact that the song kinda sucks. (Although, to be fair, it's not quite as asinine as fellow judge J. Lo's "On the Floor.")

The Aerosmith frontman has long suffered comparisons to Mick Jagger, and now he's begged another one: Like the Rolling Stones' lead singer, Tyler is nothing without his badass axeman — in this case, Joe Perry, filling in for Keith Richards. Steve-o, do you really think you're going to launch a career as a solo rock star? Dream on!

Did "(It) Feels So Good" make you feel so bad?

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