Bentley, William Bentley, William

Jeers to The Bachelorette's Bentley and William for making Rep. Anthony Weiner look like a stand-up guy.

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Granted, bringing in Jeffrey Ross to host a roast for Ashley Hebert was a bad idea. But as if the guys weren't big enough boobs for making cracks about her small ones, cell phone salesman/aspiring insult comic William crossed the bonehead line by "joking" that she was his third choice among Brad Womack's rejects: "They say one man's trash is another man's treasure, but..." The comedy stylings of William, ladies and germs! Don't forget to tip your waitresses — and don't quit your day job, Bill.

At least he's not a sociopath like Bentley, who bailed after comparing Ashley to an "ugly duckling" and saying "she's not somebody I'm smitten by but definitely the type of girl I would totally hook up with now and then" — but not to her face, of course. He used his daughter as an excuse, then complained about Ashley's emotional reaction to his exit: "It's annoying to hold a girl that's just crying and crying." In the end, Ashley gave William another chance but sent Jeff packing after he took off the mask he'd been sporting for the first two episodes. In other words: No thank you, masked man.

Who was the biggest schmuck on TV last night — Weiner or one of the Bachelors?

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