Charlie Sheen Sends Farrah Abraham Harsh Rejection Letter: You're a Desperate Guzzler of Douche Agua

Farrah Abraham is not #winning in Charlie Sheen's eyes anymore.
After the Teen Mom-turned-porn star leaked their text conversation to TMZ in which she asked him on a date, Sheen sent Abraham a vicious rejection letter.

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"hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;  I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us," Sheen wrote, according to TMZ. "congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn. your daughter must be so proud. please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life. oh and I'm sure they'll wave [sic] the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow."

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Abraham had reached out to Sheen through text in part to inquire about a role on Anger Management, but also to ask the actor out for coffee or a playdate with their children. Sheen responded that "coffee is for amateurs and grandma," but that he "would love to get together!!"Unfortunately for her, it seems like the date is off. Looks like Abraham can forget that role on Anger Management too.