Question: Any chance you might kick off this week's column with some Friday Night Lights scoop? See how I did that there, "kick off"... Friday Night Lights? Pretty good, eh? I'll take that scoop now.

Answer: That was genius, Dan. Next week, the cheerleaders are going to pull a Mean Girls and gang up against Lyla for sleeping with Tim. (Can we say "sex tape"?) Lyla will quit the squad, but not for long. Coach Taylor, meanwhile, may have more problems than just Matt dating his daughter. "The Street"'s lawyer is circling and looking for someone to sue for Jason's injury.