3:53: CBS is young and hip - and the net's got a DJ spinning records in front of the stage to prove it!

3:57: You haven't lived until you've heard CBS' NFL theme song remixed with "We Will Rock You."

4:01: Showtime! Oooh, we're starting with a musical number! A reggae group is welcoming us with a song about the Upfronts.

4:05: Ladies and gentleman, make way for King Les Moonves!!

4:10: "For the fifth year in a row, CBS is America's most watched network," Les proclaims. So humble, that one.

4:15: Les introduces a YouTube clip that a fan compiled featuring David Caruso's endless one-liners from CSI: Miami. Funny stuff. - Michael Ausiello

For more of Mike's minute-by-minute coverage of the upfront presentation, click here.