And here I thought I was the only one who still had "Stars Are Blind" playing on an endless loop. Saw director Darren Lynn Bousman has cast the Simple Life dimbulb as Paul Sorvino's daughter in Repo! The Genetic Opera, a futuristic musical thriller in which, to survive, one must somehow pay for an organ transplant. In our fave ex-con's case, I can only assume the organ being transplanted would fit snugly in that pretty, empty head of hers.... Somehow, I don't imagine we're gonna see a feel-good dance number in this one: Cameron Diaz has taken the lead in Nick Cassavetes' My Sister's Keeper, about a couple whose 13-year-old daughter sues for emancipation. The Charlie's Angels rump-shaker will play the mom of the girl, who was conceived for the purpose of providing a genetic match to her cancer-stricken sister.... On the small screen, attorney to the stars Gloria Allred has partnered with Hearst Entertainment to star in her own reality show, No Guts, No Gloria. However, her clients won't be famous folk this time around: They'll be ordinary Joes (and Joannes) out for justice.
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