A source close to Britney Spears tells the New York Post's Page Six that in the wake of the pop tart's recent rash of hard partying and bidness-flashing, the Los Angeles Department of Children & Family Services "has been calling, trying to set up a meeting with her, so they can check on [sons Sean Preston and Jaden James]." Or as SNL Weekend Updater Amy Poehler so deftly put it last Saturday, in her rousing recap of Brit's antics: "Oh yeah - you have a 1-month-old baby at home."