Blackout poster girl Britney Spears is auctioning off an autographed copy her new album on eBay, with the proceeds going to UNICEF, says Us. I can't be sure, but I presume someone has informed her that UNICEF is not the name of her favorite bartender at Tao. In more traditional Twitney news, Fed-Ex's lawyers are said to be considering subpoenaing TMZ video footage of the train-wreck singer running a red light with her kids in the backseat. (Buckle up, boys!) TMZ also is reporting that a "spotter" - a paparazzo who doesn't carry a camera but tails subjects of interest - was seriously injured Monday while chasing Spears on a motorcycle. - Ben Katner