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The edition of The Apprentice that most of us had already written off could shape up to be must-see TV if Donald Trump can close deals with the tabloids' unholy trinity. The Hair tells the New York Post's Page Six, "We're negotiating right now" to have Britney Spears on the series' upcoming celebrity edition, and that Paris Hilton "wants to be on, and we're thinking about it, but I don't know if we're going to do it." And getting a call from the Donald this week will be Lindsay Lohan, whom he affectionately dubs "another [bleep]ing mess."

Other names being floated around for the show include Carmen Electra (of course), Joan Rivers, Naomi Judd, George Foreman, Apprentice 1 villainess Omarosa, Kimora Lee Simmons, Pete Rose (who I hear is already taking action on the outcome), Danica Patrick, Tony Hawk and Jeff Gordon.