Desperate to cut their last remaining monetary ties, Britney and Fed-Ex have slashed the asking price of their Malibu mansion by more than a million, TMZ reports. But trust me, folks, no matter what line of bull your Realtor tries to feed you, unless your surname is Trump, you still can't afford it.... Elsewhere in Splitsville, TMZ reports that although Whitney Houston entered divorce court Thursday all teary-eyed, she nearly died laughing when, as she exited, a paparazzo tripped and fell. "That's what happens!" she screamed when she wasn't praising the heavens.
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