Temperance Brennan (Emily Deschanel), Bones' crime-solving forensic anthropologist, might not seem to have much in common with Walter White (Bryan Cranston), Breaking Bad's meth-cooking chemistry teacher. But the characters share a reverence for science, experience in the classroom, and a complete inability to suffer fools. Both Brennan and Walt are the best at what they do — they just work on opposite sides of the law. And here's a Bones Day thesis for you: While Walt would throw a fit if he had to corral as many scientists as Brennan does, Brennan could run Walt's empire in a snap. She's certainly got the insults for it.
Taken out of context, the line starts to blur between Walt's one-liners and Brennan's, and between her meditations on science and his. If you think you've got what it takes to tell two of TV's toughest teachers apart based only on their quotes, test your knowledge with the quiz below.