Question: Can I have some Bones scoop? Please?

Answer: Better yet, I've got some flesh scoop for you! In the Sept. 25 season premiere, there are not one but two count 'em, two swoon-worthy Bones/Booth moments. In one of them, their mouths are less than an inch apart (insert your own Gene Simmons joke here). And even more titillating, in the other, her lips make contact with a certain part of his body. How's that, Melissa? Melissa? Crap, we've lost another one. Medic!