Question: I think the Brainy Smurf that Booth gave Brennan on last week's Bones was a shout-out to you. This calls for some Bones spoilers!

Answer: I would've preferred a literal shout-out, but a cameo by the smartest Smurf in all the land will suffice. OK, two more scoopbits about the kiss: A third party plays an integral role in the hookup, as does the phrase "five steamboats."