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Happy birthday, Beyonce!

The singer celebrates her 34th trip around the sun Friday. And like any totally normal person having a birthday, she took note of the occasion by debuting a new hairstyle on her website,

Brace yourself. Is your fainting couch nearby? Are you ready to know what Queen Bey's hair looks like now? Because here it is.

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That's right: BANGS. Soft, side-swept long bangs. She looks — dare we say it? — bangin'.

Please take a moment of respectful silence for Beyonce's old hair. And then call your stylist immediately to schedule an appointment.

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