Beyoncé to the Left... and the Right... and Really Big

Never got to see the former frontwoman from Destiny's Child trip on her stilettos in concert? Sulk no more! The Beyoncé Experience will be unspooled on 96 2-D digital cinema theater screens across the U.S. next Monday (and next Monday only), with the DVD release scheduled for the following day. And no, even on a giant movie screen, this Beyoncé experience will be nothing like the ones Jay-Z presumably has on a regular basis. — Ben Katner