The girls from My Super Sweet 16 must be so jealous!

In a recently posted video from the legendary, epic and extravagant bar mitzvah of Sam Horowitz, the Dallas teen gives Christina Aguilera and Jennifer Lopez a serious run for their money with his awesome moves and just sheer swagger. How does one attain such swagger at such a young age? It is a question for the ages.

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But where is Sam in the mix of golden flapper girls? The payoff takes a few minutes, but we promise it's worth it. Plus: Who doesn't want to listen the catchy Aguilera tune "Show Me How You Burlesque" from the woefully underrated cinematic gem Burlesque? Go Sam, it's your birthday, literally!