Anna Nicole Smith will finally be buried on Friday, the Associated Press reports. But, in keeping with the bizarro theme that ran through her life, she won't simply be laid to rest next to her son in the Bahamas. No, she'll be laid to rest next to him in a custom-made gown while a famous singer whose name has yet to be disclosed performs. Please tell me Elton John hasn't rewritten "Candle in the Wind" again.