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How good a morning is Tyra Banks having? Yesterday her longtime rival, Naomi Campbell, was busted by the NYPD after her hospitalized maid told them that the model was the one who put her there. "We believe this is a case of retaliation, because Naomi had fired her housekeeper earlier this morning," said a statement from the catty catwalker's flacks. "I believe this is a case of karma," I can imagine Miss Tyra replying. Campbell has been booked with second-degree assault for pulling a Russell Crowe and clocking her servant with a phone (this time, of the cell variety).