Question: I can spell USC backwards. Are you impressed enough to give me some 30 Rock scoop?

Answer: My cat is toilet-trained; you're gonna have to do better than that. Nonetheless, I will tell you that I've seen the Oct. 4 season premiere, and it is high-sterical. The sight gags related to Jenna's SWG (summer weight gain) are worth the price of admission alone. And I nearly coughed up my Snappletini when special guest star Jerry Seinfeld threatened to buy NBC and turn it into a *a** *ry*** superstore. I will also tell you that a casting call put out for an upcoming episode promises yet another killer sight gag: The show is looking for a Liz look-alike who'll turn out to be (Spoiler alert) the mother of her boy-toy date.