New Tonight
Here's what to watch tonight, Wednesday, Apr 1, 2026. New episodes of Abbott Elementary , Scrubs , The Late Show with Stephen Colbert , and Two and a Half Men are airing on live TV.
Two and a Half Men
Charlie becomes irritated when his newest fling Wendy befriends both Jake and Evelyn as she positions herself to force Charlie into an unwanted long-term relationship; Rose asks Alan to teach her a bo
Jesse Watters Primetime
Host Jesse Watters speaks with newsmakers from across the country to update Americans on the latest news stories and current events.
Chicago Med
Dr. Charles grapples with his own mental health following a harrowing experience working the suicide prevention line.
Scrubs
While J.D. is upset to not be invited to Turk and Carla's annual barbecue, he takes the opportunity to nurture his friendship with Carla at work. Turk teaches the surgical interns how to deliver bad n
The Masked Singer
It is time for the epic and supersized season finale of The Masked Singer with two hours of marvelous performances, four unmaskings and just one winner that will take home Hollywood's most coveted pri
Assisted Living
Mr. Brown endorses a local politician, which causes major problems for him and the rest of the facility. Jeremy takes matters into his own hands to protect the facility against protestors.
Swamp People
With water levels at record highs, Troy and Pickle gamble on a rarely accessible honey hole to make a dent in their tag count. Chasing a tip from an old-timer, Ronnie and Timmy hunt for a record-break
Body Bizarre
In Idaho, conjoined twins Callie and Carter Torres were given just 24 hours to live when they were first born. Attached by their pelvic area and sharing all organs from the belly button down, with jus
The Valley
Danny and Nia juggle four under four, while Kristen and Luke don't see eye-to-eye as they transition to first-time parenthood. Brittany tries to get her sparkle back in a new relationship. Kristen and
Two and a Half Men
In a last-ditch effort to win over newly engaged Lisa, Charlie bribes his family to come together for a traditional Thanksgiving dinner in order to prove to Lisa that he is capable of being a "family
Abbott Elementary
It's April Fools' Day, and while the Abbott teachers suffer pranks, Gregory makes a plan to make it through the day.
Assisted Living
A serious snowstorm throws the facility a curveball. Tension rises as the facility awaits a miracle to save Leah and Reginald, who are trapped without electricity.
Two and a Half Men
When the guys run into new-look Judith and her beau at the movies, Alan begins to believe that he must change his own appearance if he wishes to get back into the dating scene; Jake adds to Alan's ink
Body Bizarre
In Philadelphia, power couple and rising social media stars, Dejua and Antwon, were both born with osteogenesis imperfecta (OI). Also known as brittle bone disease, the condition means their bones are
Southern Hospitality
Amidst brewing tensions, Maddi and TJ plan a group trip to the Edisto River. Michols gives Lake the silent treatment. Emmy attempts a reset with Brad.
Expedition Files
Explorer and adventurer Josh Gates begins an investigation into the past in an effort to find clues and provide much-needed answers to some of the world's most unexplained mysteries and unfathomable t
Chicago Fire
Severide is forced to overcome obstacles at the firehouse; Cruz finds himself at a loss amid the new changes in his family.
To Catch a Smuggler
Coast Guard and Homeland Security Investigations track suspected human smugglers; Customs and Border Protection finds over 200 kilograms of cocaine.
The David Rubenstein Show: Peer-to-Peer Conversations
Financier and philanthropist David Rubenstein travels across the United States to interview business leaders about their personal and professional stories, hoping to discover the secrets behind achiev
Two and a Half Men
Charlie allows Berta to bring her granddaughter to work, only to realize that she's an alluring, insubordinate minor in whom all three of the guys become infatuated; Charlie and Alan try to curtail th
Two and a Half Men
Jake comes down with a contagious cold which threatens to infect Charlie and Alan, but only Alan becomes sick; Charlie hurriedly attempts to cure Alan as the less-suave brother is needed to facilitate
Gutfeld!
Host Greg Gutfeld discusses the latest news stories, entertainment updates and current events through a presentation of comedic parodies, panel discussions, monologues, and interviews with newsmakers
House Hunters
A couple is searching for a new home in Houston to move on from the past. The wife is uncomfortable living in the house her husband previously built for his ex-wife and desires a traditional farmhouse
Chicago P.D.
Torres tries to stop the cycle of violence after a teenager is killed in an act of revenge.
Shark Tank
Forward-thinking founders present the Sharks with startup enterprises, including an app to curb phone distractions, a revolutionary baseball bat grip, all-fruit tropical ice pops and clean glam produc
Two and a Half Men
When Charlie's accountant audits his financial records, he soon discovers a severe crisis is at hand, and the concerned accountant struggles to explain the situation to Charlie for fear of being repri
Two and a Half Men
Alan warns Charlie that the sexy, eccentric new conquest that they discovered while she was beating a car with a baseball bat is definitively unhinged, but Charlie ignores the advice and becomes compl
Two and a Half Men
A conniving mother and daughter tandem dupe the guys into taking them in, as they explain that they're on the run because the girl's father wants the mother declared insane in order to gain custody; J
Quick Pitch
Catch all the latest baseball news, scores and highlights plus your first look at upcoming matchups, all in one lightning-fast hour.
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Zendaya and Robert Pattinson, Regé-Jean Page and musical guest 600 Ent ft. BigXthaPlug, Ro$ama, Yung Hood & PB.
