Surf II Reviews

Imbecilic teen exploitation film has nerd Menlo Schwartzer (Eddie Deezen) constantly made the butt of practical jokes by a gang of arrogant surfers. When they go too far by slipping female hormones in his soft drink, he grows a tiny pair of breasts. Completely unhinged by the new development, he goes to a hidden laboratory at the bottom of the ocean and creates a drink that turns whoever consumes it into his zombie slave. Once he gathers an army of zombie surf punks (about a half dozen), he sets out to win the big surfing competition and show everyone he can't be pushed around. An abysmal movie from beginning to end, with juvenile writing, lots of gratuitous nudity, and a cast of forgotten television actors who should have stayed forgotten. The funniest thing about SURF II is its title--there was no SURF I.