In the American West of 1882, Albert is a lowly farmer with a nice girlfriend. But when she leaves him for the more successful and handsome owner of a mustachery store, Albert returns to his lonely daily life of trying to avoid death. Then the mysterious Anna rides into town and captures Albert's interest and heart, but with her deadly husband in town, Albert must become the gun-slinging Western hero that he never was. It won't be easy because there are a million ways to die in the West.