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Supernatural's Sam and Dean might be badass demon hunters who've literally gone to Hell and back, but that doesn't mean they couldn't use some help sometimes. Because of their profession, those poor Winchester boys are always looking distressed, falling into danger or being tied up/imprisoned. These handsome versions of the classic damsel in distress are just begging for someone kind and resourceful to rescue them, nurse their wounds — or have them at their mercy!
Here's a look at some of their stickiest predicaments and injuries. [Warning: You may experience elevated heart rate, dilated pupils or the Florence Nightingale effect.]
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What's wrong, Sammy? (Besides those razor-sharp mutton chops?)
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Oh, you fell prey to the Vetala, monsters who hunt in pairs and apparently like to immobilize their victims to make feeding easier. They caught a big snack!
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Why should Sam have all the fun? Dean gets his turn in bondage when the god Osiris puts him on trial. Sam acts as his lawyer, but, alas, he does not show off his legal briefs.
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Who needs crutches? You can lean on us anytime, Dean. We'll make those Leviathan pay for breaking your leg.
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Beware the celebutante, Dean. It may look as if Paris Hilton wants to party with you (or make you Tinkerbell's replacement), but she's actually the god Leshi in disguise.
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Oh no! It looks like Hell's grand torturer got Dean when his back was turned. We'd love to mop that bloody brow.
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We're sorry that Dean has fallen victim to a shapeshifter with an obsession for classic horror films. But we're not sorry that the elder Winchester brother has been decked out in fetching lederhosen! Mein gott!
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The Winchester boys have been apprehended! We'll visit you in the clink, Sam and Dean!
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Lucky girl to be taking care of Dean's shoulder wound. We almost wish we were there when the demon-possessed deputy shot him. Almost.
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In the worst Groundhog's Day loop ever, Dean is shot and killed over and over again. Not cool, universe. It makes our heart bleed every time.
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Dean slices his arm with a machete (a little overkill, if you ask us), offering his blood up as bait for a vampire he's hunting. Who could resist?
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It's not Sam's fault that he's been possessed by a black-eyed demon! We volunteer to toss Holy Water on you and exorcise that monster. Oh, do you need to change out of those wet things now?
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Another hunter got the drop on Dean, and we definitely feel bad, but somehow that duct tape just makes his eyes that much more alluring, no?
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Dean is being held on suspicion of murder, and we're thinking that those cuffs have to be chafing by now.
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We'll sign your cast, Sam!
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How do you not have the most scarred face in the world, Dean? Don't worry. It gives you character.
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We've had enough of Dean in medical peril, no matter how sexy he makes those hospital gowns look.
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Being hunted by his own kind makes Dean a bloody, brooding bad boy. We've always had a weakness for those. Apparently, so does she.
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Only Sam could make being bound up in a sewer look this good. Thanks, evil shapeshifter!
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Bloody Mary is making Sam's eyes bleed, and it's enough to make us want to gouge her eyes out! You don't mess with those puppy dog eyes!
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Dean may not need our help with two flare guns at his disposal, but those achy shoulders aren't just going to massage themselves!