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Meet Rachel's guys

Liam Mathews
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Who will Rachel choose?

Let's get judgmental.

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Adam, 27

Occupation: Real Estate Agent

Can he win?: Yes. Real estate agent is one of the top 10 Bachelorette jobs.

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Alex, 28

Occupation: Information Systems Supervisor

Can he win: Yeah. This is one of those jobs that it doesn't matter if anyone outside of your workplace understands it as long as they know you're paid well to do it.

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Anthony, 26

Occupation: Education Software Manager

Can he win?: You didn't really think you were getting out of this without meeting a software manager, did you?

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Blake E., 31

Occupation: Aspiring Drummer

Can he win?: A 31-year-old aspiring drummer is the perfect joke to undermine the prestige and achievement-orientedness of these jobs. Kudos, The Bachelorette. You're really good at this. He's not supposed to win.

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Blake K., 29

Occupation: U.S. Marine Veteran

Can he win?: Yes. And he's the only vet this season, which increases his chances even more. Also it's very, very funny that The Bachelorette has two Blakes on one season. I'm surprised that hasn't happened before.

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Brady, 29

Occupation: Male Model

Can he win?: Remember last year, when Daniel was originally described as a "male model" and then partway through he got changed to "Canadian?" I wonder what Brady's true identity is, other than "guy who won't win The Bachelorette."

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Bryan, 37

Occupation: Chiropractor

Can he win?: Sure, that's doctory enough.

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Bryce, 30

Occupation: Firefighter

Can he win?: Yes. Firefighters are sexy (applaud my restraint for not saying "hot").

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Dean, 26

Occupation: Startup Recruiter

Can he win?: There's no reason a startup recruiter couldn't win, but Dean won't win because he already told Rachel "I'm ready to go black, and I'm never going to go back."

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DeMario, 30

Occupation: Executive Recruiter

Can he win?: Uh, yeah, sure. It's more like his job doesn't disqualify him.

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Eric, 29

Occupation: Personal Trainer

Can he win?: Yes. Kaitlyn's winner Shawn Booth was a personal trainer, and still is, kinda. This franchise loves personal trainers almost as much as veterans.

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Fred, 27

Occupation: Executive Assistant

Can he win?: No. The fact that he's not already an executive proves he's not ready.

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Grant, 29

Occupation: Emergency Medicine Physician

Can he win?: Hell yeah, dog.

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Ignacio ("Iggy"),

Occupation: Consulting Firm CEO

Can he win?: Sounds boring but lucrative, so yeah.

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Jack Stone, 32

Occupation: Attorney

Can he win?: loooooooool this guy's name is Jack Stone? Is he an attorney or a character in an action movie? I don't see this guy winning.

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Jamey, 32

Occupation: Sales Account Executive

Can he win?: Yes, but why can't there ever be like a professor or a novelist or something? Why does every contestant have to be a salesman?

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Jedidiah, 35

Occupation: ER Physician

Can he win?: Does the Pope you-know-what in the woods?

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Jonathan, 31

Occupation: Tickle Monster

Can he win?: According to Chris Harrison, being a doctor is what this guy does, but a tickle monster is who he is. According to me, a doctor can win The Bachelorette, and a tickle monster cannot.

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Josiah, 28

Occupation: Prosecuting Attorney

Can he win?: Rachel's a defense attorney. A prosecutor and a defense attorney falling in love? That's a sitcom, not a reality show!

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Kenneth ("Diggy"), 31

Occupation: Senior Inventory Analyst

Can he win?: Sorry, Diggy. Unless your personality is incredible, that job is just too boring to get past. At least you have a cool nickname.

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Kenny, 35

Occupation: Pro Wrestler

Can he win?: He's going about it all wrong. There's a template for pro wrestlers on dating reality shows established by I Love New York's David "Punk" Otunga: first you get a degree from Harvard Law, then you come in third on a dating show, then you get engaged to Jennifer Hudson, and then you become a pro wrestler. If you don't do it just like that it'll never work.

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Kyle, 26

Occupation: Marketing Consultant

Can he win?: He won't make it past night one.

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Lee, 30

Occupation: Singer-Songwriter

Can he win?: There's always a country singer. It's kind of weird how much The Bachelorette loves country singers. Chris Harrison said this guy's an "instigator" and pretty much spoiled that he's the season's villain.

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Lucas, 30

Occupation: Whaboom

Can he win?: Lucas will Whaboom his way right into a Week 3 exit.

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Matthew, 32

Occupation: Construction Sales Representative

Can he win?: Yeah, but only if he never sells another backhoe ever again after this.

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Michael, 26

Occupation: Former Pro Basketball Player

Can he win?: UH NO DOY. Bonus points if he's a famous basketball player's estranged younger brother.

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Milton, 31

Occupation: Hotel Recreation Supervisor

Can he win?: Mmmmm, I'm gonna need a little more info before I can make a call. Is he, like, the guy who books DJs at hotels in Vegas or is he the guy telling teenage lifeguards to stop flirting and start watching the pool?

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Mohit, 26

Occupation: Product Manager

Can he win?: Yeah, sure, who cares.

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Robert, 30

Occupation: Law Student

Can he win?: In a room full of practicing lawyers, a student. This guy is going to have a miserable time.

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Peter, 31

Occupation: Business Owner

Can he win?: WHAT KIND OF BUSINESS, PETER? WHY ARE YOU BEING SO SECRETIVE? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO HIDE?

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Will, 28

Occupation: Sales Manager

Can he win?: They couldn't come up with something more interesting than "sales manager" for Will? Will won't win.