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What We Do in the Shadows Season 3 Episodes
Season 3 Episode Guide
10 Episodes 2021 - 2021
Episode 1
The Prisoner
Thu, Sep 2, 202124 mins
The vampires ponder what to do after Guillermo kills 47 of their kind to save them from execution. They put him in a cage and dither, and eventually the Supreme Worldwide Vampiric Council offers them a promotion and they come to a decision about Guillermo's fate.
Episode 2
The Cloak of Duplication
Thu, Sep 2, 202123 mins
The vampires check out the old Council's building, Laszlo finds their collection of pornography, and The Guide shows them the Cloak of Duplication. Nandor has Colin, Laszlo, and Guillermo use the Cloak to impersonate him and woo Meg, a fitness employee he's attracted to.
Episode 3
Gail
Thu, Sep 9, 202125 mins
Nandor prepares to turn the love of his unlife, Gail, into a vampire, and then proposes to her. Meanwhile, Laszlo and Colin bond over taking apart and reassembling Laszlo's old jalopy that they find in a garage in the Council building, and Nadja tries to finish the Council website.
Episode 4
The Casino
Thu, Sep 16, 202125 mins
The vampires are invited along on their neighbors Sean and Charmaine's anniversary trip to Atlantic City. But trouble arises when the housekeeper vacuums up their homeland soil. While Guillermo goes to each homeland to get more soil, the vampires deal with slowly losing their powers.
Episode 5
The Chamber of Judgement
Thu, Sep 23, 202125 mins
While Nandor and Nadja hand out vampiric justice at the Ceremony of Judgment for the first time, Guillermo realizes that one of the offending vampires brought before them is there in part because of him. Meanwhile, Laszlo tries to help Sean out in small-claims court by acting as his defense attorney.
Episode 6
The Escape
Thu, Sep 30, 202124 mins
When the Sire escapes its cell, Nadja lets Nandor blame himself. Guillermo takes charge and puts all of his vampire-hunting skills to use tracking down the Sire - and bossing around the vampires. Laszlo and Colin dig up an old friend, who isn't as dead as they thought.
Episode 7
The Siren
Thu, Oct 7, 202125 mins
Laszlo and Colin take a three-hour cruise to find Plum Island, and Colin's possible origins. However, their cruise is interrupted by the voice of a beguiling siren. Meanwhile, Nadja Doll grows upset that everyone is ignoring her and runs away.
Episode 8
The Wellness Center
Thu, Oct 14, 202125 mins
Nandor has a mid-life crisis (or crisis-crisis, since he's immortal), and becomes enraptured with a vampire who persuades him and other vampires that they can become human by embracing the human lifestyle. Guillermo has doubts, and goes to rescue Nandor from the Wellness Center where he's attending classes in how to be a human again.
Episode 9
A Farewell
Thu, Oct 21, 202126 mins
The Worldwide Supreme Vampire Council sends an Old World vampire delegation to see how Nandor and Nadja are doing,but the timing isn't good because Nandor gone into a Super Slumber. Meanwhile, Laszlo shares shocking news about Colin to Nadja and Guillermo.
Episode 10
The Portrait
Thu, Oct 28, 202128 mins
After Colin Robinson's death, his housemates and their guests gather to celebrate Colin's existence by - having Donal Logue paint their portrait. Nandor, Laszlo, and Nadja all decide to go their separate ways, and Guillermo tries to keep them together.
